hello @ www.usphlatkisser.de.tl Are You ready to have Fun and Action?
USphaltKisser - Poker(Texas Hold'em) Slang

Home
About Us
Galerie
Was machen wir?
Wer sind Wir?
Skaten
Videos
parkour
Geburtstage
Was denkt ihr?
Links
Fun Stuff
Noch mehr Fun Stuff?
Gästebuch
Spiele
Private
Aktionen der USphalt K*sser
Klassenfahrt 06
Poker
=> Texas Hold'em
=> Poker(Texas Hold'em) Slang
Serien
Musik
Latein
Friends
Surfen
Snowboarden 007
April 2007!!!


Usphaltkisser and Usphalt K*sser are Copyright by Christoph Pöhler

 

Texas hold'em slang

Cards:

Card

Slang name

A

Bullet, Rocket

K

Cowboy

Q

Lady, Girl, Cowgirl, Mop Squeezer

J

Johnny, Jackel, Knave, Hook (play on shape), Valet (from French)

T

Dime

8

Snowman (play on shape), Ocho (from Spanish)

7

Hockey Stick,Walking Stick, Candy Cane (play on shape)

5

Nickel

4

Sailboat (play on shape)

3

Trey (standard usage, not slang), Crab (play on shape)

2

Deuce (standard usage, not slang), Duck (play on deuce), Quacker (play on duck)

Die Pockets:

Startinghand

Slang name

AA

Pocket Rockets, American Airlines, Bullets, Two Pips

AK

Big Slick (originally referred to AK♠, but the name has become common for any Ace-King, especially suited), Anna Kournikova (looks good but rarely wins), Machine Gun (AK-47), Walking Back to Houston ("I can see you learned to play in Houston. Those Houston players would come to Dallas and play that ace-king, but they'd always end up against a pair of aces. That's why we call that hand ‘Walking back to Houston.'" - T.J. Cloutier, quoted by Barry Greenstein)

AQ

Little Slick, Big Chick, Mrs. Slick

AJ

Blackjack, Ajax

AT

Johnny Moss, A-Team

A8

Dead Man's Hand (by analogy with Wild Bill's aces and eights)

A3

Baskin-Robbins (plays off the number 31: 31 Flavors), Friday The 13th (An ace played low would be considered equivalent to 1)

A2

Acey-Deucey, Drinking Age

KK

Cowboys, Elvis Presley, King Kong, Ace Magnets

KQ

Marriage, Royalty

KQ suited

Royal Marriage

KQ unsuited

Mixed Marriage

KQ

Valentine's Day

KJ

Kojak, King John

K9

Canine, Dog, Fido, Sawmill, The Donk

K7

King Salmon

K3

King Crab, Alaska Hand, Three Kings

QQ

Cowgirls, Ladies, Siegfried and Roy

QJ

Maverick (the theme song for the television series Maverick speaks of the title character as "livin' on jacks and queens" )

QT

Q-Tip, Varkonyi (named after Robert Varkonyi, 2002 World Series of Poker main event champion, who rather liked this hand)

Q9

Quinine

Q7

Computer Hand

Q3

Gay Waiter, San Francisco Busboy ("Queen with a tray" )

Q3 suited

Posh Gay Waiter

Q3

Flaming Gay Waiter

JJ

Fishhooks, Hooks, Jokers, Kid Dyn-o-mite

JT

Cloutier (play on name: T. J. Cloutier)

J9

T.J. Cloutier (T.J. flopped three straight flushes with this hand in one year)

J7

Jack Daniel's (Jack Old No. 7)

J6

Railroad Hand

J5

Motown, Jackson Five

J4

Flat Tire ("What's a jack for?" )

TT

Binary, Dimes, TNT

T5

Five and Dime, Woolworths

T4

Good Buddy, Over and Out, Roger That (play on radio code 10-4), Broderick Crawford

T2

Doyle Brunson, Texas Dolly (Brunson won the World Series of Poker Main Event with it twice in a row—1976 and 1977)

99

Wayne Gretzky (his jersey number), German Virgin ("nein, nein" means "no, no" in German)

98

Oldsmobile

96

Big Lick, Porno, Dinner for Two (play on number 69)

96 suited

Prom Night ("Sixty-nine suited" )

96

Valentine's Day

95

Dolly Parton (she sang "9 to 5" ), Full-time job

94

Gold Rush, San Francisco (play off the number 49)

93

Jack Benny (play off his running gag of always being 39 years old), The Sik

92

Montana Banana

88

Little Oldsmobile, Snowmen, Infinities, Double Infinity

86

Maxwell Smart (Agent 86 in Get Smart)

83

Raquel Welch

77

Hockey Sticks, Candy Canes, Walking Sticks

76

Philadelphia, Union Oil, Trombones (from the song "76 Trombones" )

75

Heinz, Ketchup (play on Heinz's 57 varieties)

74

Double Down, Blackjack hand

73

Hachem (named for Joe Hachem, winner of 2005 World Series of Poker Main Event who won the $7.5 million prize with this hand when he flopped a straight)

72 offsuit

The Hammer, Beer Hand (72 offsuit is the worst possible starting hand; this name implies that you should order a beer rather than attempt play these cards.)

72 suited

Velvet Hammer

66

Route 66

63

Blocky

62

Ainsworth

55

Presto, Speed Limit, Nickels

54

Jesse James, Colt 45 (both play off the number 45), Moneymaker (winning hand of Chris Moneymaker, 2003 World Series of Poker Main Event champion)

52

Bomber (B-52 bomber)

44

Sailboats (looks like two sails), Midlife Crisis, Magnum, Luke Skywalker ("May the fours be with you" )

44

Darth Vader ("Dark Side Of The Fours" )

33

Crabs, Hooters

32

Can of Corn

32 offsuit

Houta Hand (pronounced like "Hooter", named for a Native American dealer who advocates playing this hand)

22

Ducks (from "deuces" ), Swans, Sleepers, Quack Quack

any pocket pair

Wired pair, Wired (for example, a starting hand of 8-8 might be called "wired eights" or "eights wired" )

             Flop Slang:

Flop

Slang name

Three different suits

Rainbow

Three face cards

Paint (can also be used to refer to any picture card. I need to hit paint indicates somebody who is looking for a J,Q,K.) Also called a Picasso flop.

Three low cards

Rags, Ragged flop (cards unlikely to have helped anyone)

Three Sevens

Jackpot (refering to a jackpot on a slot machine)






Kommentar zu dieser Seite hinzufügen:
Dein Name:
Deine E-Mail-Adresse:
Deine Nachricht:



Wie findet ihr das Silberkamp?
Super Geil 7.69%
Besser als Ratse 38.46%
geht so 7.69%
schlecht(habe Göller oder Luckmann-Maaß) 23.08%
scheiße(bin ratse Schüler/in) 23.08%
13 Stimmen gesamt


_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/
Mitglieder:

Dennis:
icq.: 238-493-767

Chris:
icq.: 250-913-826
Skype: chris6803
mail: chris_poehler@msn.com
wlm: nero@akatsuki.org

X-oph:
icq.: 293-401-646
skype: X-oph-15

André:
icq.: 306-486-418
skype: André7590
_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/

Deine IP ist 54.224.121.67


=> Willst du auch eine kostenlose Homepage? Dann klicke hier! <=